$NORMIE — Fair-Launch Memecoin on Robinhood Chain

No fees. No games. No middlemen.

Everything about $NORMIE is set up the way the great memecoins were built — before launchpad wars, before creator fees, before any of it.

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Zero Creator Fees

No one collects a cut on every trade. Not us, not anyone.

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Zero Launchpad Cuts

Launched via livo.trade, straight to Uniswap V2 — no ongoing platform fees.

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LP Burned

Liquidity is locked forever. No rug, no pulling the pool.

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Contract Renounced

0/0 trading, permanently. No admin keys, no upgrades, no control.

How to bridge & buy

New to Robinhood Chain? Three steps and you're a normie too.

Add Robinhood Chain

One click adds the network to MetaMask (or any injected wallet). No manual RPC entry.

Bridge to Robinhood Chain

Move funds from Ethereum, Base, or any major chain over to Robinhood Chain using Relay.

Open Relay Bridge

Open the Uniswap V2 swap

Head to Uniswap on Robinhood Chain with $NORMIE pre-loaded as the output token.

Open Uniswap V2

Swap & hold

Confirm the swap in your wallet. No creator fees, no launchpad cuts — just you and the chart.

Buy $NORMIE

Normie School

Short lessons for total beginners. No jargon, no panic — everything you need to go from zero to your first coins, the calm way.

Episode 1

Your First Wallet

Everything you need before buying anything at all:

Install MetaMask — only from metamask.io, nowhere else.
Your secret recovery phrase: write the twelve words on paper. Never screenshot them, never type them into any website. Anyone who asks for them is a thief — real support never needs them.
Get on Robinhood Chain: bridge ETH in with Relay — your wallet connects and the network is set up as part of the flow.
Then head to How to Buy for the swap.

Episode 2

Buying Your First Coin

Your first swap, using $NORMIE as the example:

Open Uniswap — easiest via the pre-filled buy link on this site.
Never search a coin by name — copy the contract address from the top of this page and paste it in. Names can be faked, addresses can't.
Choose your amount (start small), hit swap, confirm in MetaMask. The small extra fee is gas.
Watch the chart: paste the same CA on dexscreener.com — or use the direct chart link.

Episode 3

How to Not Get Rekt

Coming soon.

Every chain gets its launchpad wars.

Robinhood is bringing 25M+ retail investors on-chain — and right now, every launchpad on Robinhood Chain wants to be "the one." It's the same fight we already watched play out everywhere else.

Here's the part that gets lost: a memecoin isn't decentralized if someone is still getting paid every time it trades. Creator fees and launchpad cuts are just a different kind of middleman.

$NORMIE launched via livo.trade straight to Uniswap V2. Once it bonded, the LP was burned and the contract was renounced — exactly how Pepe, Doge, and Shiba did it. No one benefits from $NORMIE except the people holding it.

Old school, on purpose.

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